purplebananasocks: Heath Ledger as the Joker skate boarding over Christian Bale as Batman while they take a break on the set of The Dark Knight. You can all quit your lives now. Single greatest picture in the history of pictures and internet. This is epic.
  • 2012: slutty 12 year olds
  • 2016: slutty 10 year olds
  • 2020: slutty 6 year olds
  • 2025: slutty 3 year olds
  • 2030: slutty 1 year olds
  • 2035: slutty fetuses
  • 2040. slutty sperm
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dysphorism: o snap
  • boy: Girl, I can't believe how wet you are already, like, damn.
  • girl: That's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health. I'm not even all that turned on right now and I would prefer to go get burritos if you're down.
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kyary:

“i love hot chicks with long legs nice hips and blonde hair”

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findinge: amen

whitewanke-r:

imaginefucking:

Imagine fucking Zac Efron. He blindfolds you and ties you to the bed. All of a sudden, you feel several pairs of hands on your thighs. Zac removes the blindfold, and you find yourself staring at Corbin Bleu, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale feeling up on your bod. They whisper in unison, “We’re all in this together.”

There are some things you can’t unread

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